Another old shitpost I don’t think I posted anywhere.

  • Krauerking@lemy.lol
    6·
    11 个月前

    They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

      • Naz@sh.itjust.works
        2·
        11 个月前

        I’m a dragon, I fell into lava and panicked, only to find out it was somewhat pleasant

        I then unceremoniously got out of said lava and accidentally whipped molten rock at a team mate

        • Komodo Rodeo@lemmy.world
          2·
          11 个月前

          But was your character’s equipment fireproof, and how much did it cost to replace every single mundane item that burst into flames and fell away like the cladding falling away from a house engulfed in flames?

          • Naz@sh.itjust.works
            3·
            11 个月前

            I have been told by my elf lawyer/party wizard that I’m not legally obligated to answer this question

            😁