Wonder if she is still telling her children the whole thing of Charlie being on a business trip with a man named Jesus in the sky. Apparently “he’s to busy to come home”
Those kids are fucked.

Well good news, this guy still has his shorts on.

WHY IS HE IS SO EXCITED??

I know how you feel, I searched so long for Encounters of the Spooky kind and I still dont have all of Mr, Vampire.
But also, check archive.org and such. Sometimes stuff ends up in the weirdest places on the internet.

Is it cheaper?

I disagree on what it would take to bring me back to Nintendo, cause… I think its ok for them to make a fancy digital toy with games that change how we play with it.

But I want the fancy digital toy to be worth it first and be fun.
Like the DS was a planner and a doodle pad, and a contact book, and a web browser and a gameboy and a DS. They had a version that let me see games in 3D. They had a console that let me swing swords like the main character in the game that came out just for it. I could play any sport like I was actually doing it right away day 1 and design a character to play as.

Now the console does nothing but play the games that dont come with it. And they dont even use a fun game mechanic they added to make the digital toy cool. They lost all passion and it is just a worse locked down version that only plays the game and goes away. Made to have you purchase more on it then use it.
I miss Nintendo.

Nemo broke the code to be just kinda awesome.

Its like a modern enlightenment but songified.

Forbidden jewelry

cause every person I give it to as a necklace disappears shortly afterwards from the government taking them away I guess.

Adjusted for not real adjusted inflation. But like including a gameboy so it feels legitimate.

If you meet a small mouse named Bitsy on corn and corn alone day just don’t talk to them about lemon juice.
It will not go well, trust me.

Yeah, honestly this is a fantastic ad campaign for them and they are in fact getting rewarded for towing that line by getting the conversation on them.

They made an art piece that tows the line in the minefield so hard that it is causing explosions when people try to follow along…

Yeah ok, so sounds like they accomplished their goal in the art sense and just won’t get the wide audience and monetary rewards for making an art piece that hurt people.

I see nothing wrong here.

Its one of like 3 brands you can buy at phone stores in the US.
The other is Samsung and the last one is usually Motorola’s old people or discount phones.

No shit when it’s treated like the default option for most people.

I wear my organic compounds at night,
So I can, so I can

Male Loneliness epidemic is really bad and they are setting up a wall for anyone that tries to leave it behind to be excluded from their friend group.

Basically it’s a wall meant to stop men from reaching out and getting a girlfriend and keep yourself miserable and lonely so you can be further misogynistic and make it easier to continue to say and do restrictive policy on women without pushback.

TL:DR can’t have your addict get clean or they will stop buying what you are selling.

Everyone in here is just a fake bot to test how committed and right I am. They only ever disagree with me to play devil’s advocate and don’t actually mean it.
And if they are real they just haven’t realized how smart I am or they would be agreeing with me anyways, they are just dumb which I will be condescending but act like I’m being generous for talking to them at all about it.

Social media I so easy and I am winning it so hard!

People on Lemmy can be so wild

I don’t see it

I honestly thing the absolute buginess and crazy run and gun play style of the battlefield games of the past keeps me as a better player than new players who insist on trying to fight like it is a real war simulator. Grenade launchers and beating people with the melee still work.

Americans knew who he was, witnessed the same January 6th I did, and elected to restore that guy to office

He’s just so passionate! Him and his followers were just upset he lost because he was doing so good, and he gave up eventually. Don’t you want a passionate president rather than a sleepy one? Plus he will be hard on all the immigrants who must be responsible for me struggling to find a job and he will negotiate prices down, haven’t you heard? He’s a good negotiator he has a whole book and everything. Has to be better than Biden and his random girl telling me that everything is fine and they won’t do anything to help me.

I get being in disbelief, and being upset but people don’t know what they don’t know and it isn’t that shocking to see how they came to the conclusions that it HAD to be better.
Humans, while very clever, are emotionally dumb as fuck.

Its fun that they admit that they don’t know the math behind why it picks the paths it does.

We are essentially having to learn our world all over again and these tools that can recognize patterns are gonna be helpful for that but it will still be on humans to figure out the why

Dude, you ever just have absolutely awesome crispy fries, the kind that feel like they were battered and are tangy and fluffy? There was a horse park I worked at as a kid that had a food truck that made those and just sitting outside on a nice day with a good basket of fries is up there.

And the best part, is it still fucking rules.