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Well, shit. Time for me to book a trip to Vegas.
- Some sort of sex thing
- This comes to mind, even though its specifically for dads:
- Sex dungeon
- Cool adventure park with more grown up activities.
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Sex swings, and other Adult adult equipment.
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See #1
I think the Adult tag has been coopted to mean sex stuff. We did go do ziplines once, that was like a playground for grownups in a way, they don’t use Adult in their marketing.
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empty plot of asphalt with trashcan for cigarettes
- A sex thing
- Las Vegas or similar places
- An adult-size playground where everything’s built for a larger person and all of the climbing toys that got removed sometime in the 80s-90s timeframe because of legal liability are back, too.
I’d pay good money, and sign whatever necessary, to get to relive the latter part of your third point. So many fun things got removed, not all of it for good reason…
I would imagine something similar to a regular playground but with adult sized equipment.
Near to where I live there’s a park with light exercise stuff for old people, like pedals in front of benches or wheels to turn using a crank or handle.
I would absolutely go to an adult playground, that sounds awesome
Ya me too. I want an obstacle course with a climbing wall.
And speaking of climbing walls, I really like them. Not just for climbing tho. I like the way they look.
You seen that movie “Mountainhead”. They’ve got this big room full of concrete and colorful climbing nubs. Just totally trippy and beautiful.
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A regular playground scaled up by 2X in each dimension.
I literally said this today, to my wife and I meant “an area exactly like a children’s playground, but suitably large enough for adults to use”.
Would kind of love this
So, this is definitely a playground for kids, but seeing as a fair few people mentioned playgrounds big enough for adults…
This one in Australia is accomodating enough for adults, many parents in there all the time
I would hope that it would just be a playground just for adults. Don’t know why people just lose their spark for playground shenanigans in age. I would love to climb and jump around again. But there isn’t any place for that for adults.
A playground to run and climb and jump in that’s made big enough for adults would be great.
It would depend on the context. If I saw it on PornHub, I’d assume something related to porn. If I saw it in a flyer from the local Parks & Rec department, I’d think it was a standard children’s playground, but for adults.
Simply by itself, I’d default to the park thing.
Either a sex thing or an otherwise normal thing with booze
I’d add some drugs too just to be safe
You’re right, Viagra and birth control for everybody who wants it
If you’re taking one, you better grab the other.
Like a jungle gym and castle with slide and ball pit and the lot but scaled up to resist humans weighing up to 200kgs each
I don’t know if it’s still there, but when I visited the town of Ayr in Scotland about 25-ish years ago, they had a playground very similar to that right off of the beach. Everything was large enough to accommodate adults, and I think it may have actually been castle themed. No ball pit though. They did have a thing like a tilted merry-go-round that was at waist height and had no handles. Not sure what it’s called, but it was probably the funnest and most dangerous single piece of playground equipment I think I’ve ever come across. There were about a dozen of us traveling together, and I don’t think a single one of us walked away from that thing without catching a boot to the face at least once.
Wasn’t there a dark web child pornography site called the Playpen? That was the first thing that came in to my mind.