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Thought they’d be thinking about badgers over and over again.
Uploaded on Apr 1, 2025
Hmmm
Scientists: “Tell me the name of God you fungal piece of shit!”
“can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters”
Laughs in Venus by Friday
It’s Ubumfejn-Hooga-booga that a group of cavemen worshipped 10000 years ago.
Cavemen? Maybe 20,000 years ago.
10,000 years ago we were planting crops and forming cities. They weren’t built to last the ages like Rome, but dirt cities are still cities.
Besides, Ubumfejn-Hooga-booga is the FALSE GOD. The REAL God is Ubumfejn-Booga-Hooga. But nobody has worshipped her since 12,527 B.C.E. after a high-priest got drunk on fermented fruit and accidentally swapped the name while reciting The Old Ways, and who’s gonna correct the high-Priest?
there were still cavemen in some parts of the world, and if we’re just talking about regular hunter-gatherers those still exist. And not just the uncontacted tribes, there’s people in africa still living as hunter-gatherers while wearing tshirts and shit, which is such a vibe.
But do they live in caves, though?
WAKE UP! PLEASE WAKE UP!
Darkness is Void; Juffo-Wup is light.
