Meeech

Can confirm

The only thing kid rock can summon is a shart

Ugh… Not again…

I feel so sad for anyone involved. Please, if you were there or know someone that was there, talk to someone about it. Don’t bottle it up.

Speaking from experience.

We were going to get a Bosch when ours needed replacing but we saw a floor model Viking and my wife decided that was the one.

It fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

You made your bed, now sleep in it you nazi fucks.

Man… All those configurations and my monitor setup still isn’t shown. I have two landscape with the right landscape being my main monitor, then another two portrait off to the right for scrolling and chat.

Here’s a mirror - https://cdn.social.linux.pizza/system/media_attachments/files/115/951/623/764/704/433/original/0d19ebedd8f800fa.mp4

Nothing sucked more than buying a used game only for it to ask for disc 5 to be inserted to continue, when it only came with 4!

So there are two different types of Chicago pizza. You have suuuuuper thin square cut hella crispy pizza. Then you have guest pizza… aka deep dish. Everyone thinks deep dish is Chicago pizza but most people who live here only ever get it when they have guests from out of town. It’s just not good. Thin is where it’s at.

My lazy as SIL and her boyfriend will doordash food that’s a block away from the house.

I have a sad feeling that not only is trump going to declare war on Venezuela, but he’s going to initiate a nation wide draft. Not because it’s needed, but because the vast majority of people that would be eligible for the draft lean left. Locking them up for trying to dodge would be a great way for them to sway the voting results.

I hope I’m wrong.

Tag side = balls
Non tag side = face

It’s not that hard lol

If your erection lasts for longer than four decades, consult an Epstien.

Unfortunately yes… I noticed an uptick in usage after musk started using it openly.

Narrator: it was in fact the worst blowjob.

AWOO-HOO!

We’ll probably see either this coming quarter or the next now that the federal tax credit has been axed.

Patient? Let me introduce you to the frozen uncrustable.

Go into your settings -> AI in the list and turn everything off

My MIL has had the original leaf and is now driving a newer Bolt. She said her bill only went up 20-30 bucks a month compared to what she was spending a month on gas.