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minus-squareCyborganism@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·2 days ago"I need to take your température. Here, put this in your mouth. " * lights fuse * * runs out of the office *
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 days agoOr: “Here, put this in your mouth” “Whyszit tafte so fummy?” " It’s a rectal thermometer"
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoThis goes in your mouth, this goes in your ear, this goes in your butt… No, wait… THIS goes in your mouth…
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoand the last one goes in your urethra
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 days agoI was hoping it would be penis :(
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days agoMe every day 😩
"I need to take your température. Here, put this in your mouth. "
* lights fuse *
* runs out of the office *
Or:
“Here, put this in your mouth”
“Whyszit tafte so fummy?”
" It’s a rectal thermometer"
This goes in your mouth, this goes in your ear, this goes in your butt… No, wait… THIS goes in your mouth…
You mean…out the toilet?
and the last one goes in your urethra
I was hoping it would be penis :(
Me every day 😩