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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Why are there four?

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Why are there four?

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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Zippythezigzag@lemm.ee
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    My wife said “you could put 2 in one hole if you weren’t a coward”.

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      “Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.”

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        • Abraham Lincoln
    • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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      Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

  • lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world
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    You’ve got more than three. There’s the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you’re on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you’re blind and have prosthetic eyes.

    But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

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      deleted by creator

    • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
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      and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

    • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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      This hole. It’s… made for me.

  • TediousTasks@lemmy.world
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    DVDA

    • deadkennedy@lemm.ee
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      NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

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      Great, now they need another sausage.

    • shyguyblue@lemmy.world
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      This is the way

  • tpihkal@lemmy.world
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  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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    There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

    • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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      Right there at the knee

      But you have to believe it’s there

  • imvii@lemmy.ca
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    She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

    The sausage in her anus said “Holy shit! It’s tight in here.”

    The one in her vagina looked surprised and said “Holy shit! A talking sausage!”

  • eqslcv@lemm.ee
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    Damn girl, eat one at least idk

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Skill issue.

  • al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com
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    Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

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      Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

  • tatann@lemm.ee
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    DVDA

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    Everyone gets horny enough to fill the hole in their stomachs eventually

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • Rymrgand's Daughter @lemmy.world
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    maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

    • moody@lemmings.world
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      Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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    Have you never heard of double anal?

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    The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

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