I'm_All_NEET:3@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 8 个月前If this was your last day alive. What would you do?message-squaremessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down11
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareIf this was your last day alive. What would you do?I'm_All_NEET:3@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 8 个月前message-square65fedilink
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·8 个月前Kiss my wife, hug my family members, cuddle with my chicken and enjoy some tunes.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 个月前When you say “cuddle with my chicken”, is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 个月前Nope, it’s an actual chicken. She’s cuddly when she’s in the right mood.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 个月前 One is her awake, the other is her when she settled in for a cuddle nap. The background of the sleepy one is colored in because I don’t show pictures of my house, not because there’s a wall of porn or anything.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-28 个月前Well, she is quite cuddly, I’ll give you that
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 个月前I still get shocked at having a chicken as a companion sometimes. She’ll hop up and nestle in like that, and it’s just surreal lol.
minus-squareI'm_All_NEET:3@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 个月前When you say “tunes” do you mean cartoons or music?
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 个月前Music, though I’m down with some toons as well :)
Kiss my wife, hug my family members, cuddle with my chicken and enjoy some tunes.
When you say “cuddle with my chicken”, is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?
Nope, it’s an actual chicken. She’s cuddly when she’s in the right mood.
May I see it?
One is her awake, the other is her when she settled in for a cuddle nap. The background of the sleepy one is colored in because I don’t show pictures of my house, not because there’s a wall of porn or anything.
Well, she is quite cuddly, I’ll give you that
I still get shocked at having a chicken as a companion sometimes. She’ll hop up and nestle in like that, and it’s just surreal lol.
When you say “tunes” do you mean cartoons or music?
Music, though I’m down with some toons as well :)
Yes