nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前Choosing pink is chaotic evil?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square182fedilinkarrow-up1535arrow-down132
arrow-up1503arrow-down1imageChoosing pink is chaotic evil?lemmy.worldnifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square182fedilink
minus-squareNewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up88·1 年前 Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.
minus-squareEfreetSK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-21 年前What? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the opposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 年前Real men piss the shitstains off the bowl without making a mess.
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前What about the ones below the water line?
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Hold the tip closed until you build up enough pressure. Or just clean your damn toilet I guess.
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前Well, yea, but then we’re back to pissing in the water which we’ve been told is a no no.
minus-squareIceman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前You read the greentext. Your roommate probably just didn’t want to be horny anymore.
Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.
What? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the opposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”
Real men piss the shitstains off the bowl without making a mess.
It’s our duty!
What about the ones below the water line?
Hold the tip closed until you build up enough pressure. Or just clean your damn toilet I guess.
Piss harder.
Well, yea, but then we’re back to pissing in the water which we’ve been told is a no no.
You read the greentext. Your roommate probably just didn’t want to be horny anymore.