Please do not perceive me.

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Cake day: 8 juin 2023

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  • It’s not.

    You have an account on a server (instance). That server has an administrator. I have an account on a different server, which has a different administrator. We can speak to each other in the middle from these two separate servers, via federation protocols.

    The administrator(s) on your server are loud and proud authoritarians and frequently silence any discussion of general resistance, among other topics that they don’t like. This is not a personal failure on your part; there’s not much way to know about it except to be told or to inspect the mod logs yourself. Now that you’ve been told, though, you have the opportunity to move to a server that actually respects your right to speak on the internet.

    Or you may elect to stay on LW and be banned or censored without warning, and be lightly associated with auth-left idiots for anyone who knows what the LW admins are like. That is a choice that can be made.

    If you are going to make a move, I’ll warn you that .ml is known for similar. Just about most anywhere else is hosted by sane people, frequently as independent projects, even more frequently as a direct response to LW and ML’s dumbfuckery.











  • Because he doesn’t know any better. He is, truly and actually, one of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever failson his way into a position of power, and this is backed up by testimony of his teachers.

    An 8 year old child, or even ChatGPT, can reliably predict his actions in advance because he really is actually that simple. He has specific reactions to specific stimuli that can always be gamed because they’re always the same. Guy operates like one of the ghosts in Pac-Man. If you know how his actions are wired you can lead him by the nose down whatever path you want.

    His investors and handlers know this and use it to push their agendas. Everyone else makes the mistake of trying to speak at him like he’s a sapient creature, and that fails to get results because he doesn’t operate like a sapient creature does.




  • My first name is a random set of numbers and letters and other alphanumerics that changes hourly forever

    My last name, a thousand vowels fading down a sinkhole to a sussurus, couldn’t just be John Doe or Bingo

    My address, a made up language written out in living glyphs, lifted from demonic literature and religious text

    Telephone uncovered by purveyors of the Ouija, then checked against the CBGB women’s room graffiti

    My social, a sudoku

    My age is obscure

    My ‘in-case-of-emergency’ is in the daisies chasing birds

    Employed by trillionaires with perfect teeth and pores, and people who open doors for the people who open doors

    My medical history is a course at SUNY Buffalo

    Charlatan psychiatry and troubleshooting undertow

    Nervous in the service still,

    I’m burger meat and purple pills

    “Here, thank you. We’ll call your name.”

    Sure you will

    • Aesop Rock, “Shrunk”



  • Right, that’s all good. Now you have to get a couple of low-ranking servicemen to carry out every step of that hundred page manual to the letter on each of their several dozen machines, daily, after they’ve been deployed for an ongoing 10 months because their superiors are morons, and are further scheduled to become the longest running carrier deployment of all time at over a year of deploy time, because their superiors are morons.

    I’d believe that some corners were cut in these servicemen’s duty, and it just happened to be one too many corners one too many times. The men are fatigued, they want to get off the ship. It’s possible these corners were even cut on purpose with exactly this result in mind in an attempt to get them off the ship.