The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoTime is an unstoppable forcelemmy.worldimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1611arrow-down1132
arrow-up1479arrow-down1imageTime is an unstoppable forcelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up180·5 months agoHoly shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·5 months agoOr maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-25 months agoLike that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine. Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
minus-squareMonkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 months agoI mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months ago I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well. Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agothey would have to have had a hell of a childhood
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoYour poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-25 months agoGood thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn’t wearing one at the time anyway 😄
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-25 months agoHot bologna, if you’re telling me How To Train Your Dragon wasnt historically accurate I’m going to spit on the ground.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoIn that case, I hope your crops can use the moisture 😄
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoI’m more dreading that’s -4c outside, agh
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-25 months agoYou and me both*! I would have gotten out of bed an hour or so ago, but it’s too cold out there! 😄 *though it’s slightly above 0 here
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoAnd what was the name of your first pet?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoThe same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
minus-squarecaptain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoThe cure was basic math
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
Yeah, or not
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
Pun intended, I hope 😁
Your poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in
Good thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn’t wearing one at the time anyway 😄
Hot bologna, if you’re telling me How To Train Your Dragon wasnt historically accurate I’m going to spit on the ground.
In that case, I hope your crops can use the moisture 😄
I’m more dreading that’s -4c outside, agh
You and me both*! I would have gotten out of bed an hour or so ago, but it’s too cold out there! 😄
*though it’s slightly above 0 here
And what was the name of your first pet?
The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
The cure was basic math