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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·2 days agoI just remembered that Coca-Cola requires denatured coca leaves from South America. So enjoy that $8 Coke can, America
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 day agoFinally a real cure for American obesity.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-222 hours agoWe’ll just drink mountain dew, instead. It has bonus brominated vegetable oil.
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·21 hours agoAh, well, if the vegetable oil has been brominated by the council of bros, it should be all good, bro.
I just remembered that Coca-Cola requires denatured coca leaves from South America.
So enjoy that $8 Coke can, America
Finally a real cure for American obesity.
We’ll just drink mountain dew, instead. It has bonus brominated vegetable oil.
Ah, well, if the vegetable oil has been brominated by the council of bros, it should be all good, bro.