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DankDingleberry@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

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DankDingleberry@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I can tell you’re not an American, OP.

    Bullets per square child is a unit of size comparable to an acre, not of speed comparable to KPH. 🤦‍♂️

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      Ah, kph/“kills per hour”. My favorite American unit of speed.

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        Excuse me, but kph does not only apply to children.

        We’re talking about kphC.

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        No, that’s also a measure of size used primarily for those big fords with the tiny beds.

    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m considering it more like a unit of pressure, like the standard force of a bullet over the stretched area made out of the skin of an obese child.

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        It’s really a flux as the bullets are moving. The ‘per second’ is implied.

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      Maybe new cars down have it anymore but km/r were always on my dashboard as well

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      Professional Americaning

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    I think you mean round child.

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      Assume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.

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        That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise

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          You just put a jack under one end of the building, lift it up and let them roll out the other side. Easy peasy.

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            I thought this was taking place in a vacuum

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              You’ll still roll without air. Air has a negligible, if anything negative, impact on rolling.

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      deleted by creator

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    Yes. Although our children are more squircle than square.

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    If you assume that a “bullet” is a unit of momentum (the mass and velocity of a bullet) and “square child” is actually just referring to the mass of a child who happens to be square shaped and not the mass of a child squared, then “bullets per square child” is describing valid units for a velocity

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      Square child per bullet then?

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    Some people will do anything to avoid freedom units

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    Lol bullets per square child. I’m going to hell if I wasn’t already

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    I can’t even understand your foreign measurements, are they even in English? Weigh things in Cheeseburgers With The Cheese Pried Off So There’s A Little Cheese Left like normal human beings smh

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      I read that in an incomprehensible British accent

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    That would be Dwad Children per second, or DC/s.

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    I like my Gallon milk jugs thank you very much

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      I will buy you a metric ton of milk jugs if you make the switch

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      They are very useful for stopping bullets if you fill them with concrete when you’re done with the milk.

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    5 is way too many bullets and not nearly enough km

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    hot dog

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