The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agoJenkins.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up1972arrow-down112
arrow-up1960arrow-down1imageJenkins.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agomessage-square74fedilink
minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82arrow-down1·27 days ago Its this man He lives in this thing called “The Cloud”
minus-squareOneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·27 days agoThe man is a monster. I don’t know how many of my build jobs have been murdered by this fiend.
minus-squareloutr@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·26 days agoAnd how many devops have been driven to madness trying to configure what should be a simple task.
minus-squarepantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·26 days agoSo in the OP’s original timeline there is a flexible CI pipeline tool named Adolph. Huh…
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-226 days agoYou can even see the stylized product icon with the simple facial features with the little square mustache. People in that timeline unironically refer to that CI tool as “The Final Solution” in CI.
minus-squaretinyVoltron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·26 days agoThey should kill his father Hudson instead. That guy was a dick.
minus-squareLordCrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·26 days agoNo, he lives on a host in your data center. He tried to get to the cloud but githubs actions threw him down to the ground.
Its this man He lives in this thing called “The Cloud”
The man is a monster. I don’t know how many of my build jobs have been murdered by this fiend.
And how many devops have been driven to madness trying to configure what should be a simple task.
Oh yeah. Fuck that guy.
So in the OP’s original timeline there is a flexible CI pipeline tool named Adolph. Huh…
You can even see the stylized product icon with the simple facial features with the little square mustache. People in that timeline unironically refer to that CI tool as “The Final Solution” in CI.
They should kill his father Hudson instead. That guy was a dick.
No, he lives on a host in your data center.
He tried to get to the cloud but githubs actions threw him down to the ground.