Posted with my thinkpad running Arch btw.
If three astronauts are flying over the Gobi desert in a canoe and they crash, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones.
Therefore, my answer is 42.
Windows. That would mean there’s a building there, which means I might be closer to getting out of the woods.
Ok so if I’m lost in the woods I genuinely don’t care I’ll make it work to get home.
If I’m not lost I’m not using a computer in the woods. That’s where I go to not use computers, after all.
Windows. It would show me the way out while blasting me with Ads.
Linux, however, would do nothing but scream about how I should use it, and how it really is the best, all while giving confusing, complicated, and unhelpful info about its numerous distros. Then, when I say that’s all too much and I’m just going to go talk to Windows, it spits on me.
What about MacOS?
I already said Linux.