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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · il y a 1 an

wtf stop 😑😑

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wtf stop 😑😑

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · il y a 1 an
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    I’m not a doctor, but overconsumption of water is a big indicator of diabetes :(

    Thats what got me in and flagged as diabetic, I was pissing like twice an hour.

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      fyi, needing to pee more often than usual could also be an indicator for various sorts of cancer.

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        If you piss you will die

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          Actually, pissing is a kind of deadly disease.

          • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Fun fact: (Almost) 100% of dead people pissed at some point in their life.

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              I’m scare I’m gonna die

              Edit: I’m dead

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          I looked it up and apparently most people who have died pissed at least once in their lives. You might be on to something there.

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        Not pissing at all could indicate you are a ghost. Check by taking a selfie and posting it online, if you see a red circle around you, you are in fact a ghost.

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        More likely Diabetes.

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      My Dr was always freaked out by how much water I drink.

      Turns out I’m not a diabetic, I just love drinking water.

      It is worth checking though.

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        I chatted to someone on the train once who told me she got addicted to the habit of drinking water and was hospitalized for a month or so because she basically flushed out all of her electrolytes and was deficient in everything. She said she was at 5-6L though.

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          I probably average a little better than that. I also drink tap water and am fortunate enough to live somewhere with excellent water. I have heard of people having similar issues with distilled water.

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    This is really more of a pisspost.

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      Lemmy Pisspost

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    I do be doing that, hydrohomies assemble

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    When I was drinking heavily on a nightly basis, I drank massive amounts of water to keep hydrated each day. The two coworkers at my office who share the space are both a good amount younger than me. I assume they think I have old-man bladder from how often I went to the bathroom. I’d rather that than explain that I was a functional alcoholic. Oh well, whatever…

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    My body is a machine that turns tap water with a tiny bit of coke into some amount of piss.

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    Missing: I drink a lot of pee

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    Obligatory dakooters:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrBJDvPZf2g

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      Came to the comments to post this if I couldn’t find it XD

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    It’s the ciiiircle of liiiiife.

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    Fumo

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    Just going to leave this here for the HydroHomies - []https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aznnt5JB1Gg

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    😲

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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