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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

fucking douchebag firefighters

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fucking douchebag firefighters

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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    Park near a hydrant and find out. Calling the one service that actually helps douchebags is a real good way to loose your shit when a fire starts and they show up late. Genius post.

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      “near”?

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      And lose it, too.

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          AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!

          • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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            I can’t see the comment, what did it say? Lol

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              It’s an image of Marshall Mathers Eminem Slim Shady from the music video for Just Lose It.

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                Oh lol

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    Nah. This is BS. They’d do the first one. When they’ve done this, the car was parked right next to the hydrant. Even if it is real, FAFO.

  • Azura The Spellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    What is this confusing AI nonsense? Eww

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      Had to be. I couldn’t imagine this IRL.

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        The first picture has a tree growing out of concrete, then placed in a grass patch in the next picture so…

  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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    Don’t park within 3 meters of a hydrant. This is on you

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    I hope this is from the training manual.

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    This exact thing happened in the movie Backdraft(1991). Fire fighters have been doing this for many decades there is a reason it’s illegal to park near hydrants. On top of the broken windows you can almost guarantee a parking ticket in the mail a few days later.

    I agree with the other commenter this particular instance is likely bogus. The angle of the hose is too extreme near the truck for the last two. The first picture would have the best flow through the hose. When they put water through it though it’s gonna be up against or on top of the hood of that car.

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    They’re going to “total” that car when they find out what happened.

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