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minus-squareMiller@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·edit-216 hours agoDoc: we are all interested in your bum Me: my bum? Doc: your bum, we want to stick six feet of hosepipe up there Me: I don’t want that to happen Doc: expect not, are you free next Tuesday morning?
minus-squareFavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·12 hours agoI have a sigmoidoscopy on the horizon and I saw the doctor’s referral and noticed it said something like “no anesthesia needed” - madam who made that decision? 😭
minus-squareFavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoProfessional thing up the ass taker
minus-squareDadifer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·13 hours ago🎶 check the poo, check the poo 🎶 🎶 our number one test is your number two 🎶
minus-squareFriskyDingo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 hours agoQuit your prancing, Dorothy!
Doc: we are all interested in your bum
Me: my bum?
Doc: your bum, we want to stick six feet of hosepipe up there
Me: I don’t want that to happen
Doc: expect not, are you free next Tuesday morning?
I have a sigmoidoscopy on the horizon and I saw the doctor’s referral and noticed it said something like “no anesthesia needed” - madam who made that decision? 😭
“He’s a pro.”
Professional thing up the ass taker
Gas and air it like a hero.
🎶 check the poo, check the poo 🎶
🎶 our number one test is your number two 🎶
Quit your prancing, Dorothy!