• America@sh.itjust.works
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    My favorite bit of Christian lore is the time that predestination became a widespread belief. People cursed god and the church and sinned 30x harder, recognizing that if they did it, they were always meant to. In the absence of choice, people found hedonism not just agreeable but compulsory. Then the church solved that issue by telling people that they could actually get into heaven by paying. People got so pissed off that a sect splintered off, and I think that how we got Protestants.

    Someone please tell me how many different events I erroneously mixed together.

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      47 minutes ago

      Someone please tell me how many different events I erroneously mixed together.

      I can for money… Otherwise, enjoy the orgy!

    • plyth@feddit.org
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      people found hedonism not just agreeable but compulsory.

      .,.

      People got so pissed off that a sect splintered off, and I think that how we got Protestants.

      I think something is missing or the Protestants would be Hedonists.

      • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Then the church solved that issue by telling people that they could actually get into heaven by paying. People got so pissed off that a sect splintered off, and I think that how we got Protestants.

        OP here is referring to the fact that the Catholic church was selling indulgences (basically get out of purgatory free cards), and that is what led Martin Luther to publish the Ninety-five Theses, calling them out on it. This is generally considered to be the starting point for the Protestant Reformation.

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        They were pissed off with the hedonism and made catholicism but with fun being illegal and salvation through wageslavery