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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Now I Can See It....

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Now I Can See It....

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    Fuck you OP Im getting a headache trying to ignore it purposely now.

  • WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.works
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    You’re also manually breathing. No need to thank me.

    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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      I cast Tongue Awareness!

      Effect:

      You are now consciously aware that your tongue is always tense in some way and is never fully relaxed in your mouth.

      • Uli@sopuli.xyz
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        It had no effect.

        (I am already constantly aware of this, it’s annoying)

    • The Velour Fog @lemmy.world
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      You are now also aware of your anus

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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        I’m aware of many anuses

        • The Velour Fog @lemmy.world
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          7 hours ago

          There’s no need to brag, now.

        • gnufuu@lemmy.ca
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          Why did I read this in Clint Eastwood’s voice

          • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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            13 hours ago

            Gravitarse

    • stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world
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      But you must not think of yellow hippos with blue dots.

  • chunk6235@piefed.social
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    My ADHD ass that can always see my nose:

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      Is that why I always see it?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “Is this nose blindness?”

    • JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone
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      ba-dum-tisch

      But in a very similar vein of the origonal post, you acctually dont know what your home smells like because after a few days of living somewhere your brain starts to block out lots of unneccessary sensory input.
      So you will never really know if your place has ‘a smell’ unless someone tells you, plus if your friends and family are being polite they probably still wont tell you if its a (slightly) unpleasant smell.

      This is a perfectly normal and reasonable paranoid thought i have often.

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    For the glasses wearing among us, you are now aware of the rim of your lenses with your nose

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    Close one eye and look,

    Suddenly it’s there, magic!

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      Close your nose and you can’t see your eyes.

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    But I always see my nose? Its never dissapeared for me, but I also see two of everything I’m not focusing on too. Kinda think I have binocular Diplopia where you’re brain doesn’t register your vision and hide shit like the nose

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