If you’re finished invading my privacy, may I return to work now? Or do you also want to look at my browser history? How about my social media accounts?
I had to take a background check last year that essentially gave them the rights to reach out to anybody that has possibly known me my entire life.
For a job I was already working. So incredibly invasive.
ok whatever, dude
I only take positive drugs, negative drugs are so depressing…
“No, I paid a prostitute to pee in a bottle. I mean, yeah, I’m weird.”
Well Mr. MacGyver, the good news is you are drug free. The bad news is you are pregnant and have herpes and syphillis.
That’s OK, I don’t believe in syphilis!
Found trumps account.
Shh! That’s classified!
I mentally declare this whole thread classified!
O okay, carry on, then,
When I started gender transition I was a nominal cis het guy working at a conservative engineering company in Texas. As I grew my hair out and my features started inexplicably softening, guess who always got selected for the “random” drug tests?
Let me get a hit of dat life my wizza
I love that tiny niche of memes made from pictures of Actors reading they’re script.
The great thing about being weird is that nobody knows when you’re on drugs.
Hallucinogens don’t show up on most workplace drug tests
I see you passed the drug test; have you been coming into work on LSD everyday?
Weird doesn’t take drugs, or weird acts like that but isn’t on drugs.
I’ve stopped asking, got used to being judged I guess.
