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minus-squarePieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-23 days agoI think we should have more Olympics. One for people who do everything naked. One for people who want to do performance enhancing drugs, steroids, implants, whatever. Another for performance impairing drugs. One for normal people who aren’t allowed to do any training. Grab them off the street (with consent) or whatever. And a few more other random ones.
minus-squaretpyo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days ago Another for performance impairing drugs. reminds me of these two videos, Drugs at Work: https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA (tries canvassing while impaired) https://youtu.be/Jv4fr8A2b-k (tries wrapping presents while impaired) I’d love to see a field of athletes trying to compete while under the influence of performance impairing drugs
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoI volunteer as a participant to the performance impaired Olympics.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoI want to see alcoholympics for normies. Drunk people always wildly overestimate their abilities but perform way worse
As the Olympics should be.
I think we should have more Olympics.
One for people who do everything naked.
One for people who want to do performance enhancing drugs, steroids, implants, whatever.
Another for performance impairing drugs.
One for normal people who aren’t allowed to do any training. Grab them off the street (with consent) or whatever.
And a few more other random ones.
reminds me of these two videos, Drugs at Work:
https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA (tries canvassing while impaired)
https://youtu.be/Jv4fr8A2b-k (tries wrapping presents while impaired)
I’d love to see a field of athletes trying to compete while under the influence of performance impairing drugs
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I volunteer as a participant to the performance impaired Olympics.
I want to see alcoholympics for normies. Drunk people always wildly overestimate their abilities but perform way worse