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minus-squarePieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-22 天前I think we should have more Olympics. One for people who do everything naked. One for people who want to do performance enhancing drugs, steroids, implants, whatever. Another for performance impairing drugs. One for normal people who aren’t allowed to do any training. Grab them off the street (with consent) or whatever. And a few more other random ones.
minus-squaretpyo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 天前 Another for performance impairing drugs. reminds me of these two videos, Drugs at Work: https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA (tries canvassing while impaired) https://youtu.be/Jv4fr8A2b-k (tries wrapping presents while impaired) I’d love to see a field of athletes trying to compete while under the influence of performance impairing drugs
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 天前Performance impairing drugs MUST happen BEFORE the regular Olympics by the regular olympians. A week before you compete in your downhill skiing event you’re gonna have to do it under the influence of “this years games brought to you by ketamine”. Then you compete in the regular Olympics.
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 天前I volunteer as a participant to the performance impaired Olympics.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 天前I want to see alcoholympics for normies. Drunk people always wildly overestimate their abilities but perform way worse
I think we should have more Olympics.
One for people who do everything naked.
One for people who want to do performance enhancing drugs, steroids, implants, whatever.
Another for performance impairing drugs.
One for normal people who aren’t allowed to do any training. Grab them off the street (with consent) or whatever.
And a few more other random ones.
reminds me of these two videos, Drugs at Work:
https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA (tries canvassing while impaired)
https://youtu.be/Jv4fr8A2b-k (tries wrapping presents while impaired)
I’d love to see a field of athletes trying to compete while under the influence of performance impairing drugs
Performance impairing drugs MUST happen BEFORE the regular Olympics by the regular olympians.
A week before you compete in your downhill skiing event you’re gonna have to do it under the influence of “this years games brought to you by ketamine”.
Then you compete in the regular Olympics.
I volunteer as a participant to the performance impaired Olympics.
I want to see alcoholympics for normies. Drunk people always wildly overestimate their abilities but perform way worse