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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago

Keep off the sofa

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Keep off the sofa

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    Experimental obesity drug diarrhea

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    He poops his pants often.

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    You guys haven’t heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

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      Do tell!

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    I saw hemorrhoid , Trump’s all butthurt from leftist

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      trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.

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    orange juice

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    Put down a towel!

    altr

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    Poop!

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    I didn’t know they made puppy pads in black.

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    The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn’t sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      Are you serious? That’s a JACKET?

      What the fuck?

      Like… What the FUCK?

      I literally don’t believe it, because people with nice jackets don’t look like this.

      Edit: Naw, it’s a towel. Come on… Do you think we’re all fucking stupid?

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      The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don’t want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better

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      Thank you, we appreciate you!

    • Prior_Industry@lemmy.world
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      So you’re saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲

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      Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

      Now I’m not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

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        He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. “Very good!”

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          They’ve dealt with him before.

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        Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

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        And that video is a year old.

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        Trump is an absolute asshole, for sure, but this is no different than the dems propping Biden up at the end of his term - both are elder abuse

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          So because of Biden a candidate that was going to replay exactly the same decline whilst in office was correctly elected? Seems like everyone should have learned from the first mistake no?

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          Yeah it’s pathetic that both parties want to put some grandpa into the most vital position of leadership, like why is this even acceptable

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          Why did you feel the need to make that comparison? Did anyone here mention supporting their actions? Is the strawman fighting back?

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      Damn good catch.

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      Then why is he wearing an unfitted jacket? Is he poor?

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        He’s always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad’s suit. I can’t guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.

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          Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?

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          It just used to be the style in the 80s and 90s. Even by those standards it’s a bad fit but that’s why I assume he wears them.

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        Why does his tie go down to his fucking shins? He’s a buffoon and always has been.

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    Who’s more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

    And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn’t release?

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      Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?

      Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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        Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.

        Oh, and Charlie Kirk hasn’t said anything positive about Trump in awhile now.

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        He didn’t lie about the dictator on day one part

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      Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us

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    Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

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      He pisses himself more offen though.

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      And yet it’s nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.

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        From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.

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    Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.

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    Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days…

    Tucker Carlson with his typical scowl

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      Heiress CARLSON.

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      Cocksucker Carlson*

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        Don’t defame the good name of cock suckers

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          deleted by creator

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            And he was much better for it, no?

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        Fuck Carlson but why is cocksucker an insult

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          because he’s homophobic.

          Normal people wouldn’t care but he would.

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        *Cucker Tarlson

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    Guess they want to use that couch again

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      They’re saving it for JD

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        JD prefers imported non whites but that’s okay because he’s top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they’re against it for sub-maga

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