• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        5 days ago

        I mean if we were in a postscarcity society and could afford to waste the money on defacing cherished art and international treasures, I’d get my face, a fuller beard (I’ve got this one patch that won’t grow), a huge rack and a tail like a man o war

        Also I’d have laser eyes and be riding a pony in this fantasy. Me not the statue

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        5 days ago

        Good point. Then it would look like his daughter, Ivanka.

        If he can even remember what she looks like. The tits will stay tho