Man… Eraser Head was such a weird movie…
Wait, what? Who? That didn’t happen to me…
This is scary, sure, but imagine if the egg had to be proportionally larger too. A quick search seems to indicate the egg is 10 million times larger by volume.
As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.
As a straight man this is completely horrifying.
I think this is objectively horrifying no matter the sex, sexuality and possibly even species if you could communicate the idea somehow.
As a gay nonbinary otherkin, I think it’s funny!
I’m just wondering in what strange and creative ways people would contort this into different fetishes.
Gives a new meaning to “cock fighting”.
Now on polymarket, UFC sperm fighting matches!
All of them.
Shoving your one big sperm into another guy’s dickhole.
Imagine bukake.
Why would you stomp it to death?
I’d keep them on display in a fish tank.
I wonder if one could feel them moving in their balls…
I have sad news for you. Not even the sperm is stored in the balls, it’s just produced there. It’s stored in a separate sack inside your body.
This is correct. Pee is stored in the balls.
“It’ll still feel good.”- Paul Rubalino
Thanks for the nightmares 😳
“Seventy-Two Letters” by Ted Chiang, the second worst short story I’ve ever read that was published. #1 was from the same anthology about how fuckable a salamander/marie Antoinette hybrid was…
I would not wanna cum, sounds like it would hurt… but then, you’d still need to ‘release the poison’ so wtf would you do?
No nut november. All year round.
Vile
