Now the Tic Tac mouse water on the otherhand…

Don’t tell me what to do libturd. I’ll drink what I want.

My family used to have one of these when I was a kid. Except it was Viagra brand.

I bet it tastes like hand and money.

Well now how exactly do you propose I get my daily recommended amount of microphones and forever chemicals?

This seems like reasonable advice. You don’t see that often.

I want someone to open one of those things and do lab tests to see what’s in the water.