• huquad@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    Don’t worry! In two weeks, Iran will comply with all their demands. And by comply, I of course mean that US will pay out and get a shittier version of the original deal.

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      I thought it would be Trump sells his stocks and announces that the deal was rejected and then buys more stocks after they plunge

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        Surely he wouldnt do that more than twice a month. He has morals after all

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    I thought the great leader has said that Iran’s military had been olbiterated … hmmmm /s

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    I’m confused. Did Iran do that? I thought the war was over? I thought there was and still is a ceasefire? I thought we had completely destroyed Iran’s military? I thought they gave us a big gift? I thought the strait was open and hostilities had stopped?

  • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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    We’re in the final throes of what will be a very, very good deal that will not allow in any way, shape or form nuclear weapons.

    Ah yes, clearly negotiations are just about to finalize when pilots are being actively shot down.

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    I thought the great leader has said that Iran’s military had been olbiterated … hmmmm /s