Alf got fat.
i guess its a birth defect or something. he looks like a squishy ball
This is what my brain imagines when I think the word puggle.
The squonk
I hope he is not cold
Still not as cursed as hairless bears.
It’s like a pet ballsack
Had a hairless rat briefly that we called Sir Scrote.
While I absolutely love your comment and think my question essentially ruins it; I sure know mine’s a lot wrinklier and think there’s a technical flaw with your otherwise amazing quip
You need Balltox
Scrotox
It sounds like you need to practice getting it to curl up into a defensive posture on command. Even a half curl will do wonders for its appearance.
You made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while, holy mol-ey!
Sentient ballsack
The scrotum demands scritches.
In more ways than one!
Poor bastard, born without quills and without pixels
Moar pixels:
What’s up with its paw?
He looks like Alf
I’m sure he loves pussy as much as Alf
This makes me wonder: if Sonic shaved his quills, would he go faster? 🤔
The quill gives him power so he’ll go slower instead.
You’re thinking of Sampsonic, my biblical hedgehog OC.
Definitely swim faster.
Human intervention is at its best when it cares for beings that would otherwise not survive
There is someone out there whose job is bald hedgehog masseuse
Cute, it looks like one of the Clangers.
Reminds me of the time a yellow jacket flew up my dear departed Harold’s draws and stung him right on the sack.
That actually happened to me as a kid.
Is that from Golden Girls?
No honey I can’t eat there on account of my fibroids acting up.
