ptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1462arrow-down13
arrow-up1459arrow-down1imageTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squareCluckN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 days agoPshh, I’ve gotten so good at pissing I can curve the stream like in Wanted.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 days agoThat’s one of the best terrible movies I’ve ever seen.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·44 minutes agoThis is a good description. I’ve more than once just stared cross-eyed at various pieces of clothing to look for stitching errors.
minus-squareCluckN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days ago Terrible movie Consider yourself lucky that you’re not smoking a cigarette behind a pillar within a 2.4 foot radius of me.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoPhew. I don’t smoke, so I guess I’m safe.
Pshh, I’ve gotten so good at pissing I can curve the stream like in Wanted.
That’s one of the best terrible movies I’ve ever seen.
This is a good description. I’ve more than once just stared cross-eyed at various pieces of clothing to look for stitching errors.
Consider yourself lucky that you’re not smoking a cigarette behind a pillar within a 2.4 foot radius of me.
Phew. I don’t smoke, so I guess I’m safe.
Such blasphemy will not be tolerated
The Last Peebender.