No matter what brought you here—if you live with or without birds, if you have lain awake at night pondering the problem of your parrot’s predilection for wanking it in the wee hours, or if you have no clue that or how a bird might whack off in the first place—I am here to tell…
I hope the lady that cried after finding out swans can be gay is also crying because birds can masturbate, because this definitely brought a tear to by eye
I hope the lady that cried after finding out swans can be gay is also crying because birds can masturbate, because this definitely brought a tear to by eye