Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 28 天前Rhymes, motherfuckerlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1523arrow-down123
arrow-up1500arrow-down1imageRhymes, motherfuckerlemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 28 天前message-square22fedilink
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down1·27 天前“Where did you go for lunch?” “FIVE GUYS, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·27 天前“We need to try to reduce overall labor budget and headcount.” “DOWNSIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·edit-227 天前“When did you wake up?” “SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·27 天前“What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?” “BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up25·27 天前“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?” “SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-227 天前“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?” “FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·27 天前“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?” “DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·27 天前“What happened to Bambi’s mom?” “SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“Where did you go for lunch?”
“FIVE GUYS, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“We need to try to reduce overall labor budget and headcount.”
“DOWNSIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“When did you wake up?”
“SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?”
“BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?”
“SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?”
“FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?”
“DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What happened to Bambi’s mom?”
“SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”