Well, I do associate the phrase “first one’s free” with drug dealers trying to get a new customer hooked, but as someone who doesn’t do drugs, I’m not sure how common such a strategy is in real life.
Drug dealers, no. Friends, absolutely. I’ve had a couple great dealers who would smoke me down if I came around to buy, quite generously, but not what I would categorize as “first one free”.
Yeah, I meant a more malicious “first hit of this highly addictive drug is free, because I know you’ll be back for more after that.” Glad to hear things aren’t so predatory.
Yeah crypto on the dark web is for dorks. You gotta go to the bad part of town with a roll of crumpled dollar bills to meet a guy with a gun. Otherwise the high just isn’t the same.
Yeah, I look back and think about how I kinda got lucky that they were just the things I was looking for versus some scary shit, but there was a good decade where I got plenty for free. And I’m a dude.
Shit, I’ll throw an edit in here. I saw Rusko in Philly (RIP EFactory) and got kicked in the face by a crowd surfer, and I can’t stand crowd surfers to begin with. And this girl who was a friend of a friend comes, wipes the blood off my face onto the shirt I have on, and goes in her purse, grabs something, pops it into my mouth, and gives me water. Like some sort of medicine woman. Lemme tell you though, all my ails went away, believe it or not.
DARE promised me free drugs. What a letdown.
Fuk, I’d have just taken the fried eggs. That looked pretty good.
But I got nuthin.
It was like a commercial for children living in poverty having an at school food program.
This is breakfast. This is your brain on breakfast. Any questions.
https://youtu.be/gVz2oXqlmbg
This is why I always laughed around Halloween when the news tries to scare people that drugs are being put into candy.
Drug dealers aren’t exactly known for just handing out product for free.
Well, I do associate the phrase “first one’s free” with drug dealers trying to get a new customer hooked, but as someone who doesn’t do drugs, I’m not sure how common such a strategy is in real life.
Drug dealers, no. Friends, absolutely. I’ve had a couple great dealers who would smoke me down if I came around to buy, quite generously, but not what I would categorize as “first one free”.
Yeah, I meant a more malicious “first hit of this highly addictive drug is free, because I know you’ll be back for more after that.” Glad to hear things aren’t so predatory.
And sexy felines.
You lied to me!
Pawb users are in shambles
What DARE program gave you these? I just got a ruler and a t-shirt.
And I think some cop talked to us and passed around a bag of weed.
Drugs became way less cool when they switched to the token system.
Yeah crypto on the dark web is for dorks. You gotta go to the bad part of town with a roll of crumpled dollar bills to meet a guy with a gun. Otherwise the high just isn’t the same.
If you can’t taste the dirt from the ditch just that side of the Great Trump Wall, it’s just sparkling grass.
I must be lucky—I’ve run into free drugs heaps of times in my life! It helps having a long phase as an outgoing rave kid.
Yeah, I look back and think about how I kinda got lucky that they were just the things I was looking for versus some scary shit, but there was a good decade where I got plenty for free. And I’m a dude.
Shit, I’ll throw an edit in here. I saw Rusko in Philly (RIP EFactory) and got kicked in the face by a crowd surfer, and I can’t stand crowd surfers to begin with. And this girl who was a friend of a friend comes, wipes the blood off my face onto the shirt I have on, and goes in her purse, grabs something, pops it into my mouth, and gives me water. Like some sort of medicine woman. Lemme tell you though, all my ails went away, believe it or not.