Haha, I’m glad I’m not like that…
remembers the blue hat I wear every day
Ah, crap.
Same exact reaction.
“At least I don’t wear a hat.”
Except for that blue cadet-style cap you got in Colorado that you liked because it, combined with your beard, made you look vaguely like a train conductor or a maybe a Union soldier and also expressed your love of mountains which you wear almost every morning when walking your dog to hide your bed-head.
“Fuck.”

Imma hillychopter
I always wantes to have a hat like that

Bug Catcher Brownsgy wants to fight
dididledee dididledee 🌀🌀🌀I actually have this as my profile pic on Discord:

Considering how my neck usually ends up after a day of gardening I should probably invest in one of those.

Squidbillies-ass looking hat
Well that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
Edit: I ended up going the 5-panel, flat brim hat long ago due to ultimate.
Mine is a Boonie hat in digicam that I made myself from scratch

Your face camo works better with that terrain than the hat camo
That’s just how I look
Your skin looks radiant! What is your secret?
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I’m 39, I don’t wear hats.
9 damn wasted years
I do wear this at festivals

you’ve been forgiven
I waited until 40 and went with the rave/dance festival bucket hat
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Damn.
That’s.
A.
$52 Hat
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I like it
Texas: Y’all ain’t gotta wait ‘till yer 30! You can put on a Stetson soon as yer old enough for mutton bustin’ and wear that sucker for the rest of yer got-danged life!
I’ve got a beaver-skin U.S. Forest Service Stetson. It doesn’t even fit, but it’s so badass I can’t part with it.
Edit: Picture:

How close is it? You can take it into a hat store with a steamer and have them resize it.
Good idea, I may just try someday, when I pull it out of storage.
And being the southwest wearing a hat outside isn’t really a choice, unless you like a sunburned scalp.
As long as it’s not the maga hat we good fam.
As a 49ers fan I carry a little extra hate for them choosing a red hat to signify their shittiness.
Same as a Chicago Bulls fan.
You can pry my MAKE AMERICA GOON AGAIN hat from my cold, dead hands.
You might wanna go & see a doctor to get those cold, dead hands looked at…
No way anyone’s touching those hands, we know where they’ve been.
Nearly 50 and don’t have a single hat that dominates. I have around 15 that I wear at various times. But most often don’t wear one at all. I went through my hat phase in elementary and jr high.
My hat has a little version of itself for a logo
What about a hat hat hat?

Holy shit, it’s my hat’s grandhat
Monkey sees, monkey wants. I’m in desperate need of a personality. Is this hat real?
Great, now I’m a dad, apparently. Thank you!
That hat worked fast! I need one.
I try to pull off a hat and end up like this:

How euphoric (do people still make that joke?)
Probably, I recently saw someone make that joke on social media.
Still better than me with baseball cap :D hats like fedora or panama are amazingly great fit for me. Proper size. Trilby (the type of fedora on the picture), is not that fashionable, tho. But wrong size and this picture made the bad reputation for almost all fedoras, except the Linux one.
i dont like hats i only have 2 that i dont wear
My hat:

Gotta get some bill accessories. I was looking for something like a fishing hook but with roach clips but this works too(random Etsy listing):

Love it
That is one decked out hat.













