Too much pollution? Release wolves
in factoriesin boardroomsFTFY
Too many billionaires? We released wolves into the highest income neighborhoods in America, and you wouldn’t believe what happened next!
Smithers, release the hounds.
This is a much more interesting take on Wolf of Wall Street
Fuck that movie. Waited 2 hours or something and it was like fucking and drugs. Not a single wolf was released on walstreet.
These wolves look super cute tho.
"Felt cute, might rip throats out later " - Wolfy bois
But why are they being poked with pointy sticks?
I have a lot of outdoorsy hobbies, most people who are serious about camping and hiking and such are also pretty good about leaving no trace.
But there’s also a lot of people out there who aren’t serious about it, they just think it would be fun to go out in the woods and have a party or whatever and they leave a lot of litter, start fires in inappropriate places, etc.
And at least around me, that’s generally a pretty safe thing for them to do. Theres no really no large predators left for them to be concerned about.
And I sometimes think “maybe if we just reintroduced wolves, that might be enough to dissuade some of these assholes from making a mess in the great outdoors”
Those of us who spend a lot of time outside know there’s usually not too much to worry about as long as you’re taking some basic precautions, but almost every time I talk to a non-outdoorsy person, it seems like they’re always afraid of getting attacked by wolves or bears.
A friends husband refused to go on a trip to Canada because he was convinced they would be attacked by bears. They were going to Toronto
I had a froend who was attacked by bears in toronto. Had a great time.
Were?
Some bar i think. This was years sgo.
I didn’t accidently miss the H.
Oh. No i think they were bears 24/7.
Be sure you see everything.
These are also the people that can’t figure out the bear proof trash cans at camp sites and provide hours of entertainment in their attempts to use them.
The overlap between a smart bear and a dumb human is actually pretty vast. Sometimes you gotta just accept that the dumb humans wont be able to figure it out in order to keep the smart bears out too.
Also,your ability to figure shit out when utterly exhausted is a lot different than your ability to figure shit out when wise awake. If you’ve just made a 27 hoor drive you’re going to be pretty unable to think too.
Were?
but almost every time I talk to a non-outdoorsy person, it seems like they’re always afraid of getting attacked by wolves or bears.
it’s like talking to a US tourist as to why they never visit Australia; spiders, snakes, drop bears Crocs…
Billionaires? Wolves.
Where?
This was written by a wolf
Sh-shaaa-uuuuuuuuu!
Were
There are two wolves in me, and I’m glad I came to this furry convention.
Were?
A man can multi task.
Sure, by what makes you think that’s multi?
These have to be the most adorable killer wolves. One is even winking at us! Idk if that is a good thing.
It’s so embarrassing when you think a wolf is winking at you but it’s really winking at the wolf behind you
It’s winking at the two wolves inside me. And one is winking back and the other one isn’t
Maybe one is a a straight wolf and one is a gay wold.
Old memes reposted? Wolves. :)
Wolves
Nope.
Chuck Testa in 2026. Who’d’ve thought…
Two wolves inside you? Add more wolves.
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