• ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world
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    7 hours ago

    Hell no, you never stop!. When the elderly couple at the next table approaches you and says “such a cute couple, is this your first date?” You get to tell them how many years you’ve been married and watch as they get sick to their stomachs! It’s really quite fun.

    • czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 hours ago

      They always get confused when me and the other person don’t say the same amount of years.

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    6 hours ago

    Definitely noticed that people flirt with you more when you’re in a relationship, can think of several reasons why but it still sucks because you’d wish it’d be the opposite.

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      7 hours ago

      I think they mean people who say they don’t want to date anyone.

      “I’m working on myself.”

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      9 hours ago

      My dumbass read it as some sort of cheating scenario where married people are the most bold flirtatious… “oh I’m just teasing! You know I’m married.”

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    16 hours ago

    Your parents wanted you to have a threesome like they did at your age in the 70’s, the decade with the free love of the 60’s except with a ton of cocaine.

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      16 hours ago

      except these guys won’t touch me as they say it’s “unprofessional/unethical”.😒

      love teasing and ragebaiting them tho

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    15 hours ago

    the worst version of this is when the tism kicks in for both of us and neither can discern the other’s intentions. idk if casually talking about their kinks is flirting, maybe they just have no filter. hard to tell.