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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

Just leave it on the porch bro

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Just leave it on the porch bro

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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    Your Dasher has sent you a message: “WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN’S SPORTS?”

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      I bet she had no idea what he was talking about and avoided an answer because she didn’t know what the right one was.

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        The correct answer for the context was “no. Mens and women’s sports should be completely separate. Trans people are right out.” but thats really not the answer you want to seen giving with your real face to the entire world.

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          Oh, boy… Professional sports are a shitstorm all around. Whatever you think about any rule is wrong.

  • voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Even doctors have to Moonlight as doordashers?

    • livingkettle@lemmy.world
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      it’s just the state of the economy :'(

  • humminglady@feddit.online
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    He probably took a bite out of your McDonald’s.

    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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      He’d probably eat it all and then blame it on the Latino neighbors, even with ketchup all over his face.

    • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip
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      If that was all he had done consider yourself lucky.

      I would be pulling out the hand gun if I saw Trump at my door.

      In his early life his dad owned slum apartment blocks in NY. He was forced by his father to fix the plumbing in those apartments.

      Considering what we know re Epstein and Trump…he was undoubtedly raping women in those apartments.

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      He probably --raped-- your McDonald’s

      • humminglady@feddit.online
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        great, well no wonder the mayo tasted off

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    Your DoorDash order was dropped off by: “Not Jesus”

    ★★∅∅∅

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    This post proved to me that AI art can have value.

    A very small amount, when used vindictively to produce a single kek

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      We need a standardized unit to measure this.

      GpK: Gallons of water per Kek.

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        Liters per Kek

        or better: Liters per metric Kek

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          And, of course, the Imperial Kek is slightly larger in the UK than in the US.

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      deleted by creator

  • collapse_already@lemmy.ml
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    Bag is probably full of shit that he is about to set on fire so you stomp it to put the fire out. Except that sort of plan requires more executive function than he possesses.

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    Wardash?

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      World of Wardash was not the BEST game Blizzard ever made…

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    it’s seven dollars worth of nuggets. oh my me, get off the cross and get back to work no you don’t get a tip.

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    Mr Dump, did you go outside in your pajamas to get your door dash and lock yourself out again?

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    I kind of think the amount of water used to generate this image might have been worth it.

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    On what planet do doctors wear flowing white robes with red pashmenas/shawls?

    Demented piece of shit

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    If he were a real delivery driver he’d definitely be complaining about the high gas prices now.

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    deleted by creator

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    Doctors delivering Door Dash, now? MAGA has really wrecked this country.

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    Why do you need doordash bags to do some doctorin’?

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