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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 days ago

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    Jokes on us: Because of the gravity issue, alien life on such planets jumps right to stargate technology.

    “They spent almost a thousand years fooling around with rockets!”

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      Uhh, one stargate doesn’t go anywhere.

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        You can accelerate it into space at g forces which would liquify living beings, perhaps?

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          Using what?

          (Remember the premise of this subthread is that they’re doing this instead of rockets.)

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            Bah, Stargates are just propaganda from the rocket first civs.

            There is no need to send a gate in advance, just use your favorite teleportation mechanic.

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          I’d say they stand a whelks chance in a supernova of that succeeding.

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            Actually I’m a marine astrobiologist and that chance is really really high

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          Just frisbee those things in random directions until one works.

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        that’s why you communicate via radio waves to other life in the area and build a network

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      Waddayamean a « ro-ket »? You guys don’t use the three seashells system for liftoff?

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        Haha he doesn’t know how to use the three sea shells.

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