ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前Live fearlesslylemmy.worldimagemessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1974arrow-down14
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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·3 个月前…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 个月前I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good. but as they say. no money, no honey.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 个月前Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 个月前I just hope my beard doesn’t give me away.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 个月前razors have been around for a minute, get chopping girliepop
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 个月前I’m kind of attached to my beard. maybe my headgame will make up for it?
minus-squarecolourlessidea@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-23 个月前To be fair, nearly anyone can fuck themself regardless of gender Edit: clarity
…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay
Lass for Cash.
Sack tuck for a buck.
sad suck for a buck.
😭
I just hope my beard doesn’t give me away.
razors have been around for a minute, get chopping girliepop
I’m kind of attached to my beard.
maybe my headgame will make up for it?
To be fair, nearly anyone can fuck themself regardless of gender
Edit: clarity
Broken arms eh.