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minus-squareU7826391786239@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·6 days agomeanwhile in the states: “how am i supposed to explain your penis costume to my kids?!?!? i voted for pedophile in chief btw” https://theintercept.com/2026/04/03/penis-costume-no-kings-protest-alabama-censorship/
minus-squareCorvidae@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoThat probably goes back to JH Kellogg and his Seventh Day Adventist religion, and possibly back to the Puritans.
minus-squareU7826391786239@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days ago“doc, i have a pain in my lower back when i get up in the morning” “sounds like you touch yourself. do you?” “um…” “that explains it. stop sinning, eat these cornflakes and call me in the morning” “sounds legit”
minus-squareCorvidae@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-26 days agoJH Kellogg was a physician, so his view came with that stamp of medical authority.
minus-squareU7826391786239@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoi wonder what med school course it is where they learned that jesus hates you if you burp the worm
minus-squareSharkAttak@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoOn the contrary it should be very easy, since they have one giant dong elected as POTUS.
meanwhile in the states: “how am i supposed to explain your penis costume to my kids?!?!? i voted for pedophile in chief btw”
https://theintercept.com/2026/04/03/penis-costume-no-kings-protest-alabama-censorship/
That probably goes back to JH Kellogg and his Seventh Day Adventist religion, and possibly back to the Puritans.
“doc, i have a pain in my lower back when i get up in the morning”
“sounds like you touch yourself. do you?”
“um…”
“that explains it. stop sinning, eat these cornflakes and call me in the morning”
“sounds legit”
JH Kellogg was a physician, so his view came with that stamp of medical authority.
i wonder what med school course it is where they learned that jesus hates you if you burp the worm
On the contrary it should be very easy, since they have one giant dong elected as POTUS.