meanwhile in the states: “how am i supposed to explain your penis costume to my kids?!?!? i voted for pedophile in chief btw”
https://theintercept.com/2026/04/03/penis-costume-no-kings-protest-alabama-censorship/
That probably goes back to JH Kellogg and his Seventh Day Adventist religion, and possibly back to the Puritans.
“doc, i have a pain in my lower back when i get up in the morning”
“sounds like you touch yourself. do you?”
“um…”
“that explains it. stop sinning, eat these cornflakes and call me in the morning”
“sounds legit”
JH Kellogg was a physician, so his view came with that stamp of medical authority.
i wonder what med school course it is where they learned that jesus hates you if you burp the worm
On the contrary it should be very easy, since they have one giant dong elected as POTUS.
I was wondering why only penises…where are all the vaginas and then I read the article.
The festival as legend has it honours a local blacksmith in the Edo Period (1603-1868) who forged an iron dildo to break the teeth of a sharp-toothed demon inhabiting a woman’s vagina that had been castrating young men on their wedding nights.
Movie adaptation when?
Already exists. I think it’s called Teeth.
VAGINA DENTATA! VAGINA DENTATA!!!
I now have additional questions.
Wow.
An almost literal man-eater.
… fuck. That’s hilarious!
I never realized that Japan has so many dickheads
