Thinking about a conversation I was having with an acquaintance years ago. He was a friend of a friend and we were talking about food. I forget the exact phrasing but I brought up loving avocados. He said “what’s that?” I was a bit surprised and explained. He responded “OH thats crazy I thought that was one of those made up words”. The statement was like a flashbang I had to contemplate for a few minutes. PERSONAL STORIES ONLY, DO NOT INCLUDE A STATEMENT FROM A CELEBRITY OR POLITICIAN.


I am crippled and don’t get out much these days…
… but I do remember having to actually explain to a 20ish yo woman that no, chocolate milk does not infact come from brown cows.
Most of the conversation was me assuming she was fucking with me.
Nope. She was dead serious.