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PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 个月前

Horn posting

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Horn posting

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PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 个月前
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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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    Dolphins cannot breathe through their mouths, blowing it with their mouth is biologically impossible.

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      Would be nice to not choke while attempting to eat.

      • kunaltyagi@programming.dev
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        I think you dropped this: at

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          No, th 's actually mine.

        • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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          Ty, bro

    • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
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      Are they whole separate tracts?

      • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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        Yes, horses are the same way.

        • Kevlar21@piefed.social
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          Where is the blow hole on the horse?

          • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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            The nose. (The blowhole is just the dolphin’s nose as well.)

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            it’s the square hole

        • rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net
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          How does a horse breathe when sick? That must be so frustrating as a horse to have a clogged nose

          • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
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            I used to have a saved comment (might have been from the reddit days) about how shitty horses are. Went into great detail about all the problems horse can have and they are basically an evolutionary dead end

          • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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            Their noses just don’t clog when sick. They can get sick, but if they do, their snot is very runny and doesn’t dry up and get clogged in their nose. (Because, yeah, for a horse, a fully clogged nose would be fatal.)

  • dumbass@piefed.social
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    Those assholes would just fuck it.

    • bootleg@sh.itjust.works
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      For the uninitiated

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      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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        I’m glad that isn’t the dolphinsex website that I found out about on another post on Lemmy.

      • Shayeta@feddit.org
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        I thought you were going to link the CIA experiment where a dolphin was getting handjobs from a coked up woman.

        • bootleg@sh.itjust.works
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          …Is that a real thing?

          • Hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Howe_Lovatt

            To a degree

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              oh my god that is an insane thing that happened in real life

          • Shayeta@feddit.org
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            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmx0lYBTko

  • starik@lemmy.zip
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    Dolphins are extremely intelligent. They would play them like a fiddle.

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    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6f5ccfc3-5660-4cac-a9dc-1a73d83d73b2.gif

  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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    Neither. Guess again.

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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      And in an order that would surprise you!

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        She’s right. I didn’t guess belly button at all! Didn’t see that coming.

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    No

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    The blowhole is technically a nostril so…

  • OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip
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    Do you blow a trumpet with your nose?

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      But a blowhole is a really good size and shape for this.

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    I think they play two at a time and can make some really unique sounds!!! Wow!

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      Well, thank can’t press the pistons and have no lips, so it might very little be a unique sound.

  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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    Yes.

  • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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    Porky nolos dos

  • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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    🤔

  • lengau@midwest.social
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    …do you play the trumpet with your nose?

    • GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml
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      I mean, no, but their forehead seems like the more ideal position for the instrument, right?

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