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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 小时前

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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 小时前
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    0.5 mins between being a rock and being mush

  • Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world
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    My wife and I bought a dehydrator and tried all kinds of different fruits. Pears are our favorite.

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    Ummm…deliver better pears to the grocery store and I’ll buy some every week.

    I’ve had delicious, refreshing pears. So I know they can be good.

    Most of the pears in US grocery stores are dry grainy garbage. Like 80-90% of the time.

    The apple people figured it out. No one wants dry-ass mushy Red Delicious garbage apples. Now I can buy Cosmic Crisp or Envy apples and they are always consistently sweet, tart, juicy, and crisp. And guess what? I buy dem shits every week.

    Figure it out pear people. Get on it.

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    I stopped eating apples and bananas and pears for some reason, until I had a kid and cut them up for him all the time. I’ve now rediscovered how great pears are.

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    i did this a month ago, ate a pear and was like wow i havent eaten a pear in decades… just strange that you just dont come across pears that often.

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    DON’T LET ME EAT PEARS.

    https://youtu.be/SCZ2-9dhXUE

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    I remember reading like a Williams-Sonoma catalog that had several “pear of the month” clubs, and wondered how so many people were so into luxury pears.

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    Harvest season for pears is like september october. Remember they’re high in aspirin-like compounds!

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    What does one do on a daily basis when working at the national pear council?

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    Because its lile an apple but usually worse?

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    All 100% juice base is pear juice with natural coloring and natural flavors. I love pears cold out of the fridge! Had some last week!

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      Most juice I see has apple juice as a base

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    Since iCarly raped my childhood

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    Everyday

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    Yesterday

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      That long?

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        It’s been tough battling the cravings…

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        How come?

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    A friend of mine once said that pears are wannabe apples and this sticked with me

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      i like them so much more than apples though

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        Apples are much more useful in cooking, except for desserts, where pears are better.

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