Tunarca Leyla@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agohalal paintballlemmy.worldimagemessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1613arrow-down19
arrow-up1604arrow-down1imagehalal paintballlemmy.worldTunarca Leyla@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square97fedilink
minus-squarejellyfishhunter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up172·2 days agoI know nothing about paintball, but I feel like there has to be vegan paintballs.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoFuck. I guess you’re the one attending paintball with a Claymore.
minus-squarecloudskater@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoI love how this goes along with another reply saying vegans are too weak to play. Shit, man, I’d like to try paintball but if I’m forced to use marbles then yeah I guess I am too weak lmao
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoA touch of nutritional yeast does wonders
minus-squarecloudskater@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThen ball-ify the mixture and shoot it directly into your opponents’ mouths. Might break a few teeth but they’ll taste alright going down!
minus-squareteslasaur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoSoy beans. A tag doesn’t count if you catch with your mouth.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down21·2 days agoMost vegans are to weak to play.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 day ago to weak A joke so cheap it can’t even afford the second ‘o’.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down4·1 day agoWhy use many ‘o’, when one ‘o’ do trick?
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoThey can’t even climb mount everest!!1!
I know nothing about paintball, but I feel like there has to be vegan paintballs.
Marbles
Painball.
Damn, you play for keeps
Fuck. I guess you’re the one attending paintball with a Claymore.
I love how this goes along with another reply saying vegans are too weak to play. Shit, man, I’d like to try paintball but if I’m forced to use marbles then yeah I guess I am too weak lmao
Blend kale and almond milk.
A touch of nutritional yeast does wonders
Then ball-ify the mixture and shoot it directly into your opponents’ mouths. Might break a few teeth but they’ll taste alright going down!
Nooch gang nooch gang
Soy beans. A tag doesn’t count if you catch with your mouth.
Agar maybe, or alginate
Most vegans are to weak to play.
A joke so cheap it can’t even afford the second ‘o’.
Why use many ‘o’, when one ‘o’ do trick?
They can’t even climb mount everest!!1!