Does caffeinated root beer exist?
Put the mug in the pug mug. Root beer in the incomprehensible
Do you smell burnt toast? I sure do after reading that XD
This is literally the worst type of root beer.
Oh look at you, Mr. Fancy with the A&W. Must be nice D’:
I’m going to start a fight with everybody.
Dr. Pepper is the best root beer.
“A young cowpoke named Billy Joe grew restless on the farm”
I work hard so I can afford good root beer you should try it sometime.
Barq’s Gang
Woof woof barqs has bite!
I love all 3 of them tbh though but Barqs is my top!
Fittingly dogwater take! Barqs should be butt-scooted across the nearest rug before a person drinks it
I think that was part of the joke, like Faygo
Faygo is literally the only part of life those juggalos have figured out.
Homestucks are still searching…
Have the homestucks tried a grocery store? Search as I may, rootbeer doesn’t appear in my home unless I go get it
Mug Moment
Hail corporate?
My criss in cross, it’s not always astroturfing when a shit brand is mentioned.
The only things I Hail is To The King, or Satan after singing about being gay and doing drugs :)
See. The entire point of the OG HailCorporate was that even if it wasn’t intentional astroturfing, posts and memes can end up being ads for large companies.
It was eventually co-opted to be intentional astroturfing (partially I think to make the community eat itself alive).
But my point is that even if you’re not specifically astroturfing this still unintentionally acts like an ad for Mug root beer and shows how far advertising reaches.
Ah, fair enough. I do so often miss old reddit, back when subs were a real community, not just shat-out content fitting the theme. HailCorporate, HailCorporate’s parody sub, PresidentialRaceMemes, and that Joker sub before it was infested with unironic racists were all casualties that come to mind. The only sub I really lurk in post-API scummery is AskHistorians, thanks to their zealous mod team.
At least the thread here is properly shitting on the most mediocre root beer!




