CRANK THE HOG MEAT BROTHER

I think op had bored and ignored in mind?

I read the entire article incredibly confused because I thought it said immortality

https://theonion.com/dying-gazans-criticized-for-not-using-last-words-to-con-1850925657/

CAN WE PLEASE STOP YELLING, IT’S STRESSFUL

It’s dukie diarrhea, that’s why wet call it slop.

A true shitpost™ requires effort, effort and fiber.

Not if Smacky gets to them

I like to narrow it down to 2 choices and ask which they prefer

Need that juicy drip

Praise be Shag

Thought this was Antique Memes

Better than trumps balls

Bill Burr: I Don’t Mind If Athletes Use 'Roids | CONAN on TBSVisit

https://youtu.be/hEhb8_GJ70M

Pov: You’re leaving your youth behind

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell: Genocide Edition

Recently dropped a Le Creuset kettle and snapped the plastic whistle. Emailed them asking if this could be fixed, they said, nah, and processed a replacement kettle of my choice without asking if I was still within their 5 year warranty.

I wasn’t.

Gifted it to a friend who recently got her own place to live.