• presoak@lazysoci.al
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    2 days ago

    Oompaloompas.

    Willy Wonka had to literally rescue them and protect them to keep them from being eaten because they’re so delicious.

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      19 hours ago

      Yeah sure, let’s trust some candy oligarch that won’t spent a bent penny on any safety measures for his factory.

      I am sure some slaver has used the savage cannibalism story to justify their ends too…