I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.

  • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    I just did the first joke in my wife yesterday.

    Her: “Get out”

    Well see how she treats the groan… We got a one more avacado.