That Turning Point USA halftime show is going be be hilarious.
I’m just picturing random big name country star, a drunk Billy Ray Cyrus, a light up christian cross, with sparkler fireworks coming off it, being lowered down from the ceiling as the lights dim, then out walks Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice to do a country rap rendition of the TMNT - Ninja Rap proving once and for all we are in hell.
Who are they gonna parade out, Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice?
Edit:
Fewer than two weeks away, the right-wing alternative still hasn’t announced a single performer.
lol
Stephen Miller and that ice twat decked out in their nazi leather collection slinging a synchronised all male dance routine or some mad shit.
Is there anywhere I can put a bet on it being the most repressed nazi nonsense I’ve ever seen?
looking forward to seeing the premiere of the Kristi Noem/Stephen Miller Band!!!
It would be interesting to see if they will get someone at all.
Kid Rock, Niki Minaj, and the squishy fat face who is afraid of cities.
the squishy fat face who is afraid of cities.
You may have to be more specific on this one, lol
Wow can’t wait to hear about how bad it was slash how many contractors get stiffed
Did you… Did you just type the word “slash”?
Did you just type the word “slash”?
Perhaps hoping Guns N’ Roses shows up.
Yep comma they sure did period facepalm emoji
i was about to ask why slash was playing the nazi superbowl halftime
Hundred percent
His / button is broke.
Or was using voice to text. Sometimes voice to text gets weird
It’s just reruns of Erika Kirks mourning ceremony
Is it going to have a guest appearance by Vance, who will then openly grab her ass and make out on stage in front of Vance’s wife, too? Because that would be both hilariously gross and peak comedy.
that’d be too charismatic a move for vance
Who are they gonna trot out to headline? Ted Nugent? Kid Rock? Do they even have anyone that isn’t washed up or brain damaged?
sure hope we get to see Coldplay again
We should have counter-programming for Trump’s State of the Union. Can you imagine the fury from POTUS if his prime-time speech on all the networks got stepped on by Beyonce’ on TBS?
ah just collectively watch an episode of spongebob
Puppy Bowl but it’s all feral German Shepherds? No, that might actually be entertaining.
It’s probably just “We Are Charlie Kirk” on a loop for fifteen minutes
Let me guess, Lee Greenwood will be there?
Sure hope there isnt a false flag attack on the super bowl.
Do ya think the superbowl is to far from the midterms?
Watch it be just dudes in military cosplay being all buff and sweaty and firm Meanwhile bad bunny will have baddies dropping it like it’s hot
What, is it just gonna cut to some other performance in an entirely different venue?
Yeah. It’s been a fairly common thing for decades. Counter programming during the halftime, encouraging people to flip channels. Puppy bowl on the animal channel is probably the most famous (and innocuous)
These people are so thin-skinned
I thought this was r/nottheonion
does it fuck other half-time shows? what
